This weekend in brief review
This weekend my college roommate and I were projectile vomited on by a stranger on a staircase in a crowded bar, a friendly neighborhood crackhead tried forcing his drink in my mouth and I saw Stevie Wonder pay tribute to John Lennon – live.
“Are you here for a family reunion,” asked a stranger at a Midtown sports bar Friday night.
As I helped my girlfriend wash her dress off in the bathroom (with much appreciated assistance from a small male employee we kidnapped and held hostage in the woman’s bathroom), I realized: we most certainly were.
And on Saturday, as I watched my hometown girlfriends twerk to a live cover of “Day Tripper” performed by Stevie Wonder on the Great Lawn of Central Park, I realized: I’m living the life.