Feels Category

This weekend in brief review

This weekend my college roommate and I were projectile vomited on by a stranger on a staircase in a crowded bar, a friendly neighborhood crackhead tried forcing his drink in my mouth and I saw Stevie Wonder pay tribute to John Lennon – live. “Are you here for a family reunion,” asked a stranger at […]

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Note-to-self: 10 clues I left for myself in my phone

May 21, 2012, 5:01 PM “I’ve been notebooked. Everybody was crying and at the end I had no idea what happened” November 15, 2012, 9:18 PM Slow walkers December 1, 2012, 1:14 AM “Well fuck me silly if the last three years haven’t been about you” bathroom stall February 5, 2013, 12:26 AM Appreciate everything, […]

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Not OK, OKCupid

Dear OKCupid, It’s not you, it’s me. We all have a friend with faith in online-dating. A year and a half ago, mine did dinner and drinks with an online-match on the Upper East Side. After a round of overpriced cocktails and mediocre banter, her date mentioned he was low on cash. As he reached […]

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The Magic Hour is Now

Since we’re at the beginning, allow me to go back. TimeHop and I are in an open relationship. The commitment-free kind where we avoid public eye-contact but hook-up on Friday nights. Some evenings, it brings me pure, unadulterated pleasure in the form of old photos and recovered retweets while others, it shatters my heart into a […]

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