Moms versus Justin Bieber
Posted on December 7, 2015 Leave a Comment
My mother hated few people. Justin Bieber was one of them.
The inner dialogue of a sleepy 20-something
Posted on March 25, 2015 1 Comment
It’s 10 p.m. on a Wednesday and I am ready for bed; lights out, and Neosporin on my legs because I fear that the sand flea bites I brought home from Puerto Rico will scar. I’m thinking about reading, but also about Zebra Cakes. The strangers outside are too loud. I do ten sit-ups in my head […]
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone, and mine ends somewhere around paint-ball
Posted on April 30, 2014 Leave a Comment
Last weekend I made the (totally conscious and sober) decision to go paint-balling with 20 friends, a couple of ex-boyfriends, one ex-boyfriend’s younger brother and some strangers. Anyone who knows me well knows that, while I have negative athletic net-worth, I am (kind of) rich in inner rage (and only kind-of kidding). Hiking aside (not my […]
All I want for Christmas is this little sad Keanu Reeves
Posted on December 2, 2013 Leave a Comment
Because the Internet said so. According to Shapeways, this hip conversation piece comes in sizes “little sad” and “itty bitty sad.” Both promise to be equally upset. Also this R2-D2 Soy Sauce Dispenser.
Posted on September 23, 2013 Leave a Comment
Pledge allegiance to the struggle.