“If I die, scatter my ashes at Mad Decent Block Party”: 2013 in texts

“Currently doing snow angels in my bed to Chariot by Gavin DeGraw.”

“Alive?”
“O gos”
“Taking that as a yes”
“Alivw”

“If I had a choice of you puking on my lap every morning this year rather
than not being in bonerville with me I’d prab do it”

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“I will lick you soon.”

“Oh perfect six hours of sleep thanks meg you inconsiderate floozy.
God writers are so inconsiderate”

“I told a big black bouncer to go fist himself”

En route to Santacon:
“Denis said to look for him he’ll be wearing a Santa suit”

“I’d rather meet a loose woman with commitment issues at a bar than a psycho
Christian bitch who kills abortion clinicians online.”

“I recently discovered my spirit animal: Bill Cosby”

“What kind of outfit says ‘I’m actually ok'”

“PA RUM PA PUM WASTED”

“‘U wana fuck?’ Uh like at least throw me a second n in the wanna I feel like a degenerate”
“Have some respect for my vagina”

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“by myself spexs puzzeria about t o go to specsbecause im vial”
“We’re center empty dance floor”
“COMING. LIKE NOW”
“K here”
“What song is playing”

“Picture this: attempting to break down the door with a loko in one hand and a knife in the other, as jameson vomits in the bathroom, katies having a crisis and hearing the police bang on the door above breaking up the party my friends are in, all while denis ryan and brendan are jumping from a fire escape. the most bizarre five minutes of my life. Then your neighbor had water running from under the door as I was leaving and alessia walks out in the middle of all of this, horrified at everything going on around her”

Live from Lollapalooza, 9:57 p.m.:
“my phone is going to or I’m in single fdigts and next to the perry’s sign on the curb”
“Bacc we Are the worst”
“God”
“what”

CAM00228“Me and my first-grade class”

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