Still not OK, OKCupid
A friendly follow-up to Not OK, OKCupid.
Dear OKCupid,
I was wrong. It’s definitely you.
Stop that right now.
Oh.
Thanks! Definitely love your smile.
That depends. Does publishing it on the Internet and hoping it goes viral count?
No, but I see you’ve already changed your mind.
Meaghan McGoldrick 
Meaghan McGoldrick is 1/3 fireball apparently. That guy would’ve been a perfect match
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- your life is not real.